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Racist Games You Can Play
Polish Solitaire
Players : One
Materials : Half a Brain
How
to Play : Try to count to twenty. It's not as easy as you might suspect!
Nab the Black!
Players : One and three-fifths
Materials
: Bicycle, Television, or anything else that can be pawned; Stopwatch
How to Play : Leave the black man unattended in a
room containing your valuables. When he inevitably steals them, start your timer and go, go, go! Try to beat your own record,
or the black.
Greaseball Slip-and-Slide
Players : Three (one Italian)
Materials : Floor
How to Play : Have
the Italian shimmy about the floor until there's a good, thick layer of grease on it. The remaining players dive headfirst.
It's a race to the finish!
Stop That, You Arab!
Players : One
Materials : One Arab (male); one camel (female)
How
to Play : Without using scissors, try to separate the Arab's dick from the camel. Tricky, but not impossible.
Finish
the Job
Players : Two
Materials : Jews; Oven
How to Play : Line up the Jews into five rows, each of any number. Player
one takes as many Jews from a single row as he or she desires, and places them in the oven. Players take turns, with the object
being to not burn the last Jew. For the intellectual.
White Man's Burden
Players : Two (White, Southern, Related,
one male, one female)
Materials : none (NASCAR on TV optional)
How to Play : Players produce as many offspring as they
can with each other. See what degree of mutant infant you can come up with!
Where's Chief Waldo?
Players : One
Materials
: none
How to Play : Try to find a Native American (off limits : casinos, teepees).
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