“ohh Ash” moaned Misty as she stroked the young poke-master’s turgid member.  “Please, put your Dratini in my Squirtle, oh yeah!” 

“OK Misty! Get ready, cause I’m going to be the very best!  Get ready for my Pokeballs!”  beamed Ash as he thrust into her moist cavern.  “Oh boy!” he said “this is even better than the time I beat the leader of the Violet town in an epic poke-battle by using the electro-tackle attack on his Velloopoom.”

“Ash!” shrilled Misty “you should be concentrating on my Velloopoom right now!”

“Ok Misty, you're right, and don’t worry, I won’t use my quick attack.”  They both shared a good mid-coitus laugh.  Little did they know as they romped in the grass outside of the Petalburg poke-center, they were being watched by a pair of eyes from the nearby forest.  Saiyan eyes.  “Go Bulbasaur!”  Shouted Ash gleefully, “Use your vine whip attack to penetrate her anus!”

“Bulba!” burbled the Bulbasaur gleefully as he extended his leafy tendrils. 

“Not so fast poke-fools!” shouted Goku as he jumped out from behind a bush.  “I have been searching for the dragon balls and you must have one, so I’m challenging you to a battle!”

“Whaa?” Inquired Ash, detaching himself from Misty “Are you saying you want to have a poke-fight?”  He readied his balls.  “Ok! But I’ve got to warn you, I’m the best there ever was!  I will travel the land to uncover the power that’s inside! Pokemon! (gotta catch em’ all, pokemon)”  Goku stepped into his fighting pose.

“Look out because my power level is through the roof!”  grunted Goku as he strained to achieve super saiyan level one in preparation for the battle.  “urrrrrrrrr”.  Ash, about to cast his pokemon into battle, stopped and observed the saiyan.  “arrrrrrrrr” maintained Goku.

“Come on  Misty, let’s just go, I have the feeling this is going to take a while.”  stated Ash.  “and besides, we should get going if we want to make it to Verdanturf Town by tomorrow for the Poke-monship Cup fashion show contest event.”  They turned, leaving the saiyan to his own devices, and walked off towards their next goal.

“grrrrraagh” said Goku as rocks trembled around him.

(half an hour later)

“HUUUUragh!”  he shouted triumphantly, bursting into a super saiyan level one, with a power level in the high two thousands.  “Now I’ll show you…huh?” he looked from side to side trying to spot his quarry.  “He must have run off, but I’ll find him, with help from my saiyan powers” asserted Goku.  He flew off in the direction they had left in.

“Wow” said Misty “that sure was close, Ash, I was more scarred than a Goldeen in a Wobuffet factory.”  They walked through the woods hand in hand.

“It’s ok, my little Sandslash, you’ll be safe now”  Just that moment, a glowing blonde shape flew over them.  “Stay back Misty,” commanded Ash “this looks like trouble.”  He prepared his favorite pokemon.  “Go Charizard, get ready for battle!”

“Char Char” charred the Charizard, breathing plumes of fire into the air.

“I see you finally decided to show up Goku! Come on, let’s battle”

“Just what I was thinking!” Said Goku, dropping to the forest floor. “Get ready for a kame-hame-ha attack of epic proportions!”  he said, unleashinga wave of saiyan energy at the fire-type pokemon.

“ha ha,” said Ash “my pokemon is a fire-type pokemon, it is strong against energy attacks and only takes ¼ damage!”  The Charizard shrugged off the attack.  “Now it’s my turn! Charizard use your flame thrower attack!”  A peal of fire leapt from the beast’s mouth towards the perpetually energy gathering warrior.

“Son Goku, look out!” shouted a mystery voice from just behind a tree “Wateraga!”  he shouted and dissipated the fiery blast with his water spell and stepped out from his hiding place.  It was famous evil villain Sephiroth!  He leapt deftly into the air and did that thing from the game where he stabs the girl, only he does it to the Charizard.

“Charizard!”  shouted Ash in dismay “Come back!”  he held out his pokeball and the injured creature returned to him.  “Misty, we’re going to need some help!  Get on the poke-phone and call up some of our friends.”  He turned his attention to the popular evil guy.  “Sephiroth! What the heck are you doing here?”

“I know you have the black materia Ash, I’m going to kill you and take it,  and I just happen to be a Dragon Ball: Z fan, so I’m helping Goku out.  Now make with the Materia, or forfeit your life!”

“I don’t think so you fiend(s), prepare for a team battle!  Go Graveler and Pikachu!  Show these jerks who’s the boss!”  Ash loosed his poke-palls.  “Use your attacks!”

They fought and stuff.  Meanwhile Misty called for help, with more than a little frustration.  “Operator, we’re in a fight with Goku and Sephiroth, and we need some help, can you get us the Justice League?  Oh, fighting with the X-men, huh?  Ok, well, what about the fantastic 4?  Gangbang with the GI Joes?  Dang!  Er um…  Kim Possible?  Oh my, that’s awful!  Well, send her family my condolences; she shouldn’t have been in that kind of neighborhood anyway.  Well who can you get got me?  Wonder twins?  No thanks!  Ugh, just put out an APB, ok!  I’ve got to go, I think they’re summoning Ifrit and going to super saiyan level 2 respectively.”  She ran back into the fray.  “Ash, we’ve got trouble,” she stated matter-of-factly “I couldn’t find anyone who could come, but hopefully someone will respond to our situation!”

“Ugh!” Said Ash “I’m getting ass raped by these two guys! And I mean literally!”  as he was being ass raped. 

“We want the Materia” said Goku.

“And the Dragon Ball” said Sephiroth.

“The only ball you’ll be getting is the ball of my fist in your face!” said Optimus Prime, appearing from behind a convenient boulder.  “I’m a transformer and I’m going to transform you into a world of hurt!”

“I don’t think so” said James Bond!  “I have a license to kill, shaken not stirred!”

“Only if I don’t have something to say about it!” said Sailor Moon “which I do!  Moon powers go!”

“I’m George Bush Jr” said the president “I’m dumber than most presidents, dur dur dur.”

They all fought some more!

“Yo yo” said Rocky.  “I’ve got to train more if I want to beat this crazy robot! I’ll go drink some eggs”

“I am your father!”  stated Darth Vader to no one in particular.  Chaos abounded.

“Did some one call for the cast of Friends to have sex with?”  asked Joey.

“No!” responded the crowd in unison.

 “Check the next town over, I think I saw the characters from the Street Fighter series staying at the inn, they’re pretty big freaks” offered that guy from the Half-life series.  The melee raged for hours.

“Alright! That’s enough! Everybody stop!” Shouted Goku, flying high above the turmoil.  “I” he announced “have achieved super saiyan level 4, I can blow up the whole planet if I want, you guys just go on home”.  Reluctantly the crowd dispersed.  Soon, only the pokemaniacs and the saiyan remained.  “Now hand over that thing I wanted in the first place.”

“The dragon ball?”  All I have is this Pokeball with a Dragon type pokemon in it.”

“Oh shit” said Goku “I went all the way to level four for nothing!  That sucks, now I’ll have to do some training in the hyperbolic time chamber or some shit.”  The sayain was visibly upset.

“Goku?  If it helps you could have sex with Misty if that would make up for it.” offered Ash.  The saiyan’s face brightened.

“Really, you mean it?”  He said “Alright, that sounds like a great time! Let’s fuck her together!”

“Ok” said Ash “but can Bulbasaur join in?”

“You bet!”  he agreed.  They joyfully DPed her for hours.  The End.