Are you a hater? Send me an e-mail and express your distrust of the world as a whole. E-mail me all the time about everything.
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This is Jesse K
owner and proprietor.
Not Really Updated and Probably will never be Updated Again! 2/15/08
BAD NEWS EVERYONE! I haven't updated this in about 3 years, which is really too bad. I just managed to finagle my password
and user name so I could come on here and remove all instances of my last name! Isn't that great, for you, the fans!
You know what though- if there's some kind of huge public outcry I will start to write articles again for this thing. I'm
not expecting to receive a single e-mail though, so I wouldn't count on it.
Updated 9/17/5
Not really an update for this site, but the comics page has been updated. Also, page 2 of the archives works now.
Updates, obviously, less frequent now that school has started.
Updated 7/23/5
Today's update is totally crazy and off the wall. Seriously, this is going to leave you rolling in the aisles with
how totally nuts it is. I have written an article and done a comic. Crazy! Monkeys! Cheese! You love it!
Updated 6/16/5
Hey, today there's a bunch of stuff, rich wrote an article, and I did an article and a comic. I don't know what
to write here, I guess I'l just mention that, for the record I have always hated Will Ferrel, even before it was popular.
What's Here? It's mostly articles written by various contributors.
In the Archives section are all past articles, theres a lot, I mean A LOT a lot. The other thing here is the features
section and that has links to our comics, our polls, our horroscopes, and our mp3's. You'll want to visit it just as much
as the main page.
Welcome to the The Book Online, your source for relieving boredom. This
site was inspired by the original survey book, which asked a large random sampling of teenagers to choose one of two options,
ex. Apples or Oranges. Soon the book grew into something much larger, with specialty days, a staff, and a large cult following.
This Book has become a cultural icon, and now it's a website too. While inspired by the book this site is not the same thing,
it is more of a compilation of humerous articles by various contributers. Enjoy -Jesse K Owner and Proprietor
